$558,000,000 is a fuck load of a lot of money.

“I felt more like an insider, not an outsider. Before, I felt like I was just living here. Yesterday, I felt like a part of this country. I felt involved, like I was participating.”

I loved this! Although this - “Now that Trump is president, anyone can be president, including you” seemed like a low key slam on you. 

Hot take: Davidson’s public apology to Dan Crenshaw legitimized a very dangerous man. I wish he hadn’t backed down, because in the end Crenshaw does indeed look like a hitman in a porno movie.

Given Bad Robot’s track record, this IS the new Cloverfield...

The Pinkerton is referring to the last remaining member that decides to take action for the others that the government tried to quietly kill off for wanting to bring the truth to the public about Cloverfield.

Goldberg. What was even the point of building up The Fiend THAT MUCH to lose to fuckin Goldberg in a second tier PPV? And now I guess they’re doing Cena v. Fiend for Wrestlemania which is going to be such a yawn of a match  

Maybe? I grew up in Maine, and they were a go-to road trip snack. I think they’re great, sometimes. 1) they should pretty much only be reserved for road trips, don’t put a bowl of them out at a party or something and 2) stick with the classic flavors, which for me would probably be cheddar cheese cracker. Some of the…

“The amount of collaboration that we had, she really became a co-writer in a sense because we would dissect each line of dialog .” Then give her credit as a co-writer and the pay that goes with it. You saved all that money by having her carry the film, right?  #TrueWokeness  

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

New Caledonia is not in Australia.

Technically jalapenos!

Here’s a recruiting tip for this:

What if they just told the Queen to get bent and continue to use it?  I could call myself PenguinRoyal and there wouldn’t be a damn thing the British aristocracy could do about it. 

Actually, I'd like to apologize for my stupid reply to your comment. You are, of course, correct. My thirst to appear clever often exceeds my ability to be so. I was rude and I'm sorry. 

Conservatives are clutching their pearls that you would ask a foreign government to dig up dirt on an American. 

Yeah but Nickelodeon? That seems..... dumb from a business standpoint and hard to defend. 

And somehow Barstool Sports still exists while Deadspin is no more. Anyway, between Don Cherry and this douche, it’s been a tough season for asshole hockey commentators.

Have you ever sucked on a straw to drink a beverage? Did you instantly inhale your coke? How did you survive long enough to learn how to use the internet and post on here?