I was genuinely more shocked she was in a theater to watch a performance, than by her subsequent behavior.

‘I am on the board’

Every article should have at least one major mistake to generate comments...

Yes, the quote is attributed to the wrong person, but I’m more fascinated to learn that Jack Quaid is her son!

“famous line from Harry to the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.””

I think this would make the fan theory* that he’s playing Hugh Jackman and being forced to be Wolverine by Deadpool all that funnier.

“Why isn’t this non-politician, who has never held an elective office, so bad at politics?”

1. extra shirt
2. deodorant
3. book or magazine
4. sleep mask
5. noise-canceling headphones

I couldn’t agree fewer.

“There are fewer less security guards working today than yesterday, and they are less fewer enthusiastic.”

First thing is to drive across the country in a car. Afterwards, the miracle that is air travel will outweigh the discomfort of coach. People take for granted moving at 700mph and get angry at trivial inconveniences.

April’s full Moon rises on Saturday, April 16, and reaches peak illumination at 2:57 p.m. ET. Lifehack: Enjoy the Pink Moon’s peak illumination while listening to Nick Drake’s seminal, bittersweet 1972 album Pink Moon—there are way worse things you could be doing at 3 a.m. in the springtime.

It’d help to put the Switch Lite either first or last as many will be comparing the Switch to the Switch OLED to compare the differences. I understand they’re in release order, but putting them in price order would be a helpful order.

It’d help to put the Switch Lite either first or last as many will be comparing the Switch to the Switch OLED to…

Kim had her own money before Kanye. If anything, Kanye is the guy from the last verse of the song who works hard, comes up from nothing, then leaves the woman who stood by him along the way. I always think of Amber Rose when I hear the line about the guy who “leaves your ass for a white girl.” Because that’s what Kim…

Ever since I learned the Hugo Awards use this (I believe they call it automatic runoff) I've wanted it for primaries.

Ranked choice voting should include a “none of the above” choice. If “none of the above” ends up with a majority, then the election is rerun with none of the candidates on the ballot eligible.

“So, you’re saying you don’t go down?” the interviewer clarified.

Sure he’s cool with himself having the beer gut and letting it all hang out, lots of guys are.

The dedication to announcing leaving twitter and emphasizing why, it's a bit insufferable but hey, whatever helps you manage is great. 

Except for the part where they both have detailed plans that are curiously omitted anytime someone says something like this.