Sounds great for the winter — in the summer you want yourself a Porto Tonico. Tawny Port with Tonic Water and a citrus.

It’s times like this when you kind of regret presenting yourself to the world as “charming taint man”.

Her orginal statement basically said that women are partially to be blamed for sexual assault, because women since “time immemorial” have tried to make themselves attractive to men. So essentially women have to choose between looking pretty vs not being raped.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

I understand your point and it is not always a good idea to make an appearance once time per year to put in your duties and leave. When I was a travel nurse, I would always volunteer regularly to animal shelters, soup kitchens, and food banks. I have been both a trainee and a trainer in these non-profits, and I was…

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

Oy vey, what a chutzpah this guy is. If Eli Manning had “jew luck”, do you really think he’d be such a shlemiel? This meshugener is full of bubke; Eli’s a goy if I ever saw one.

The movie is about 99% atmosphere and 1% plot, but that atmosphere is just amazing.

The Longwood garage (for the sox games) really is the best. We sent a friend who had recently moved next door there for the Grateful Dead concert. He paid $7, and walked by lots charging as much as $50! And, true to form, got out with minimal traffic compared to the closer lots.

Take the water Taxi from Long Wharf over to the Hyatt on the waterfront near the airport. Then walk along the water’s edge through the industrial-artsy part of East Boston, with an optional meal in this Hispanic hotbed before taking the Blue Line from Maverick back.

I think he kind of says “...because I was a shitty person.”

Its the shaved head vs the bad wig. Makes him look like an entirely different person.

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

What’s my name?

I don’t remember any time in my scouting career having a conversation with anyone about god or my religious beliefs (or lack thereof). I’m a proud mostly-atheist all-Eagle Scout.

I sound out each letter.

But what if you have a 4s and a 6s? 4+6=Xs², right? That means I should have a phone from the future, right?

It’s obviously a portmanteau of capitalism and cryptosporidiosis.