Shock? Being told I’m going to die at the hands of the State would probably stump me, too.

Fuck Colby!

So we’re looking for a guy in a Yankees cap, got it.

They talked about R so much!

I can’t believe you feel comfortable using such anti-Christian language here.

Note that most (all) public schools allow trans women to enroll.

If radio personalities exercised that option, there would be so much dead air.

Were you at least able to sit outside while drinking it? If you’re going to be inside at a bar around there, 21st is a better bet.

I had Subway in Bangkok, and it tasted identical to Subway in NYC. That’s pretty cool.

Are you me, or is it really that universal? A salty, a sweet, a crunchy, a soft. Doesn’t have to be four items.

Fuuuuuuuuuck. Today in: women can’t win.

But you'll need to do something about that oil. Acid like lime juice makes it more palatable.

Bullshit.

Because if you’re trying to sell a book that you don’t think is going to do that well, you don’t announce to the media that you don’t think it’s going to do that well. FWIW: I bet it’s the double standard of female violence. Or maybe they saw her acting in Fast 7.

I thought she just totally misunderstood April Fools Day, cause she’s an idiot.

Could I ever ever ever give as few shits as Kim Gordon?

Local library?

This isn't that bad (rename the bill the state wild animal bill) compared to what it could be. We could have to attach benefits for the urban poor to farming subsidies or something like that.

I think Ellie is playing that game where the best satire is the hardest to identify as satire. Like she knowingly wrote the ridiculous article and was harsh on him for no reason. But like, she gets that its garbage and was meant as such?

"For example, if you had religious differences that you don't have with your new girlfriend, she could still think you're closed-minded or an overgrown errand boy for your parents' false gods."