And he thinks Skyline Chili is gross.

Is Farrah pretending James Deen is her boyfriend again?

It's just that you're so outnumbered. Come North, it's better.

Coffeemonster could be saying that that is what it takes to open some peoples eyes, not that that's what it should take.

Not defending The Chive, I really think they are the shitlords everyone else is saying they are. But if you think because she posted it to imgur and they have it that that means they got it from her imgur post, you're not terribly with it. The fact that you suggest she posted it to imgur and reddit suggests the same…

It's not bullshit in that it isn't true (most business school case studies and experiments seem to support it), it's bullshit because of *why* it *is* true. If you're raised to not question authority, to take what's given to you, and smile, you're likely not going to be as good a negotiator. If you're raised to take…

You can smell an odorless gas? Bitches (dogs — better sense of smell) be cray.

Heartbreaking, and truly horrific. Thank you, Stassa, for ending on a note of hope, though!

"had to be punished"

No they didn't.

Cause his art brings great joy to a great many people?

Human for scale. The average height of the human female varies from 160.0 cm in Bolivia to 183.8 cm in the Netherlands.

For what it's worth, as another New Englander, I thought it would have been fine. Went to college in Maine, they don't seem to mind so much if us college-educated brats mock them.

My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."

Sometimes I do two, three times a night.

Deja Vu (but with accents).

Jeopardy game theory is the best game theory.

I know that the best way to get better at something is to keep doing that something. But if you're looking to improve the technical skills of your writing, simply writing in a journal that no one reads isn't going to do anything. Good writers have editors for a reason.

I'm a lapsed Catholic, and I like to think of all the good the Church has done. Go to Rome, see all that bizness. This sort of shit makes it really really hard to see anything good. Timothy Dolan officially sounds like a scumbag, and I'm not sure if anything he says after this would make me change my mind.

Not like officially recognized in any sense though, right? Just that a lot of atheists pick a close friend to raise their horrible offspring if anything should happen to them.

So, Bill Belichick is known for being stoic, at best. No matter how many victories come his way (lots) or how often he is scolded by the media (often), he rarely shows any emotion. The humor, I believe, comes from contrasting his emotionless face with a save the date, a reminder of one of the most emotional days in…