If this sentence makes sense to you, explain it to me:

What's the mean age of the Academy voters?

Wait, what's that got to do with it?

Top four all right, but in the wrong order. Shortbreads before Peanut Butter Patties? Give me a fucking break.

I didn't read the second part of the article when you argued against data.

I wasn't so sure about you before, Adultosaur, but I'm starting to come around.

I'm so disappointed whenever this is one of the top comments on an article.

Madeleine, I'm sure if those sound like your idea of a good time, I'm sure Albert Eghorn will give you a shot.

I love a good gossip rag as much as the next guy, so don't pretend that talking about other people talking about something is different than talking about it, Mark. "How about we discuss something more important for a change, like how we can get these celebrities to stop shouting long enough so that those of us who…

First the Skyline thing, now this. Red Onions, fucking really?

No where, but readers are allowed to call bullshit when they see it, right?

Interviewer keeps saying "as much as one can from an animal" re: the consent. That doesn't seem to me like the words of someone who believes this guy.

As always, it was someone who was way too interested in the nitty-gritty of gay sex for it just to be a professional or religious interest.

Nothing like a good journalistic pissing contest to really lose sight of the issue.

I imagine it's one of the hardest decisions a parent has to make, whether to raise their child in the world as we live it, or the world as it should be.

Gosh, don't be so health-ist.

When did "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never harm me" go out the window? I was bullied as a kid (fat, nerdy) and I remember my mom always telling me "the things people say says everything about them, and nothing about you." I'm not suggesting that we shouldn't make reasonable efforts to curb…

In my travels I've eaten my fair share of bugs. Usually they're bigger and roasted, and they're delicious (and nutritious). I'd totally be down for a more environmentally responsible source of protein.

Dumb is also just a slightly meaner way of saying ignorant. And most parents who don't vaccinate are ignorant about the risks.

I dunno. As a young, progressive, atheist who will see anything, I loved it. I'll take my anecdote against your instinct any day.