"Obviously Khoza didn't deserve to have acid thrown on his penis, but he is, objectively, a scumbag for filming their sexual activity. "

I'm still interested in top 5 worst. So far we've got #1 Uni, ~#3.5 Skyline.

So the assholes who jump on the fad diet bandwagon too hard are now "disordered eaters" who I can't poke fun at because it's a mental condition? Bullshit. If you at any point decided that a simple restriction was right for you, and then went to far, you're just an extremist douche.

Was the bashing directed at these sentences? "My parents are completely in love with each other and have a pretty mutual relationship. I want the kind of relationship they have. And I've reached the point where I'm convinced that men like my Dad don't really exist anymore."

There is no option beyond petty narcissism. Want to let your ex know what's what? Write them an e-mail/text/letter. Want to talk about it to everyone? Write a blog post. Want both at the same time? You're an asshole.

No baldies seems super awesome to you? How about no fatties?

Yeah, opening with "can I buy you a drink?" is like opening with "can I have your number?" Sure, the subtext is "I would like to talk to you more." but it can seem like "I would like to murder you once."

Most uncomfortable ass-eating article I've read in a while, Mark. Well done.

"saying that he supported the bill because it was a good first step in lessening crime by promoting increased reporting"

I haven't had enough coffee to support this rage-boner.

The Thirst Mutilator.

I might have more thoughts after watching the rest of the clip and reading the article, but Fox news is very obviously just trolling us at this point, and we're falling for it. I'm not surprised that both the host and the guest were white women. I'm not that surprised that both the host and the guest were blonde…

Wait, systematically overlooking half the population means you probably won't get "the best man for the job" because occasionally the best man for the job is a particular woman? Seems fishy.

You didn't do anything in this article to downplay the crazy reader's idea that your hatred of sororities is irrational. Sure, reader was crazy for writing like that, but I've always thought that the coverage of Sororities was a little biased. Like I say about gay marriage, if you don't like it, don't have one. …

"Times Machine dot NYTimes dot com" Can't link?

It looks like the one of the left ate Salt and Pepper.

They can call their show whatever they want, and we can glean from it whatever we want.

Feel worse for the dead kid.

That'll show them the dangers of killing people.

How quickly can you get to the safe and into it in the event of an actual emergency? Is the gun loaded and cocked in the safe?