Going any slower than 25mph in a school zone (aka shooting gallery courtesy of his lax gun laws) makes him eligible for a Bronze Star!

This is also why physical copies of entertainment media (TV shows, movies, music, video games, etc.) are going away: the IP owners can control access to their digitized formats in order to resell the same shit to people who already bought them before in perpetuity.

Bezos is intentionally hiding them from the Amazon catalog.

I give a rat’s ass about public restroom decor, as I’m not going in them for an “art gallery experience.” All it needs to be is clean to satisfy me.

Is Liggins “gaming the legal system” to prolong a (possibly) inevitable conviction? Yes. You know who else is currently utilizing this same tactic? A former US President. What’s good for the goose...

Which would ALSO mean they could no longer use the “credible guise” of the Catholic Church to abuse any more kids or collect any more money. Win-win in my book.

A $4.5B crypto scam unfolded by leaving a Walmart gift card trail?

Feral Ghouliani never ceases to amaze...and by “amaze” I mean “nauseate.” Reading, let alone hearing, the sexual predilections of this fleshed-out Cryptkeeper is gonna make a local bartender gainfully employed tonight...

Had me with the premise of a killer sloth; lost me with the PG-13 rating. Hard R or GTFO.

Most def a missed marketing opportunity!

Soooooo very disappointed I had to scroll this far down for a “Gollum” reference. As punishment, I will leave this image in all your heads:

You mean “never do anything that HURTS HIS OWN BANK ACCOUNT.”

Exactly. Streaming “Black Widow” simultaneously with its theatrical release, knowing this would dilute whatever residuals ScarJo was owed from the box office receipts AND that her current contract didn’t give her a cut of the streaming revenue was, perhaps, a litmus test to see how far the execs can go to undercut…

Don't have the link, but I recall a cell phone store robbery in NYC resulting in one cop ACTUALLY killing another cop because letting the bullets fly took precedence over coordinating a strategy in which ONLY the robber would get shot.

Fan should’ve responded by showing her a wide variety of strap-ons, placing the (cock and) ball(s) back on Clarkson’s court.

Guess Bandai wants complete ownership of r/sapphoandherfriend. Disappointing indeed.

I respect Nolan’s craft and will definitely see Oppenheimer “eventually,” but I feel its release this close to the anniversary of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings was insensitive at best and a huge middle finger to the Japanese at worst. Should have been a January or February release; maybe even an early December…

I dunno; Howard seemed more a singer than rapper - although her lyrics were just as provocative as Trina, Nikki D and her other ‘90s contemporaries.

Unlike Shawshank, there will be NO "redemption" in Texas.

STONE THE FORNICATORS!!!