(Insert obligatory masturbation joke here)

“...were barred from attending colleges and universities that their family’s tax money helped support...”

In the vein of “where there’s smoke there’s fire,” the plumes of this PoS actually having fucked his own daughter could be seen from Neptune.

Oops, forgot to include the actual incident: INGESTVESTCEPTIGATION!!!

“INVESTCEPTIGATION: in theaters this summer (pending investigation, of course)!"

You know what's not good for public safety? Anonymizing the identities of corrupt and/or abusive law enforcement officials still on the force.

If nothing else, hopefully a cautionary tale of hubris in the form of “we CAN do a certain thing = / = we SHOULD do a certain thing.”

Ahh, nothing like a "Kongressional Karen Katfight!"

One person attempts (and FAILS) to detonate a chemical explosive onboard an airplane 21 and a half years ago, and we’re still restricting liquids on planes to this day.

Trolling a political troll with an actual troll??? So meta (the "cool" kind; not the "Zuckertron 5000" kind)!

If it’s too goddamn inconvenient to itemize (and justify) every single fee you gouge your customers with, then don’t take our fucking money at all. Simple as that.

I will NEVER tire of a coked-out Stephen King!

“Should America go down the drain because people don’t want to go back to work FOR SUB-LIVABLE WAGES WHILE THEIR EMPLOYERS CAN BUY A THIRD OVERSEAS MANSION AND FIFTH YACHT?”

“Thank you, and fuck you."

Wasn’t a big fan of MS’ takeover of ActBlizz, but now...I'm for whatever it takes to get Kotick out the paint.

Can't. Fucking. Stand. Champagne. So I'd definitely be down for a reception with signature booze.

“From Dumpster Fire to Landfill Inferno: The Elon Musk Twit-Turd Saga"

Also a favor to Tommy Tuberville, his most loyal Senatorial acolyte this side of Marco Rubio.

The very ease which this US Air Force organization “Space Command” can be conflated with a US Space Force organization is yet another reason we don't need no stinkin' Space Force...yet.

The ONLY reason she was a blip on anyone's "relevancy radar" was because her daddy was used to flip the bird at Trump.