DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!!!

The "Ass-Ception" that nobody asked for or deserved.

Once a JAGOff, always a JAGOff.

“Brave Sir Hawley...who had personally wet himself in the Battle of Capitol Hill..."

Fuuuuuck that! Damage done; bridge burned. Would’ve declined their “re-imvite” to afford some other corporate behemoth the opportunity to “get it right the first time.” Let the Dodgers (AND MLB by association) wear the “capitulates to homophobic politicians” label until next season.

I respect how YOU decided to handle YOUR pregnancy, Rep. Boebert. However, YOUR choice should NOT be dictated by our government to EVERY American woman or girl.

She needs to borrow Will Smith's quote: "Keep my father's name out your FUCKING MOUTHS!"

Kasich: believe he's "pulling a Zuckerberg;" as in pretending to be/do normal human shit and failing "bigly."

I just hope she gets enough to overshadow his campaign by pounding into the heads of his supporters that they're also voting for a rapist. They may still be too "blue-pilled" in his cult to care, but maybe their future generations can expedite those lemmings' long-overdue cliff dive.

There are already places where you pay for the "privilege/convenience" of cooking your own food in THEIR restaurants! At first I was like, "hey, it's cool they're LITERALLY letting me have it my own way," but after giving it a bit more thought I was like, "hey, WTF?! I can do this shit at home! And I ain't gotta tip…

“If I was going to make an IED, ammonia nitrate wouldn’t be my choice of explosive.”

Musk changed the rules in the middle of the game, and is now butthurt that one of his API’s biggest players walked off his court.

AI is an inevitable progression of science and technology. But while we will do both great and horrible things with it, our capitalist overlords WILL monetize both those great and horrible things.

Why is Commissioner Manfred allowing ANY government official to use their position to leverage their personal beliefs into the affairs of a private organization? Last I checked neither the Dodgers in particular nor MLB in general are federally funded.

So long as Bey is ALSO hiring other Black girls/women who don’t have famous parents, I have no issue with this. But anyone who DOES should aim their shade at Bey, not Natalia.

Clearly the teacher didn't do HER homework to at least ensure he was representing the "general" and not the "dragon."

Beat me to it. Won't hold my breath waiting for all these "CRT-ophobes" to righteously condemn the glorification of ACTUAL boogeymen at middle-school level...

So THAT'S where Springfield Elementary got their "Vitamin R Malk" from!

Fine; let the “real” milk industry have exclusive rights to their product branding. Just don’t leverage the government into silencing those of us who can’t drink “cow titty juice” from advertising alternatives.

Beat me to it. ALL of the “legitimate functions” the Space Force could serve can be (and, in many cases, already are) covered by the Air Force and Navy.