Beat me to it. Won't hold my breath waiting for all these "CRT-ophobes" to righteously condemn the glorification of ACTUAL boogeymen at middle-school level...

So THAT'S where Springfield Elementary got their "Vitamin R Malk" from!

Fine; let the “real” milk industry have exclusive rights to their product branding. Just don’t leverage the government into silencing those of us who can’t drink “cow titty juice” from advertising alternatives.

Beat me to it. ALL of the “legitimate functions” the Space Force could serve can be (and, in many cases, already are) covered by the Air Force and Navy.

NO LIVING AMERICAN can claim to have been enslaved nor can be accused of “owning” slaves.

In far too many counties and states, his racism is a QUALIFYING bullet rather than a disqualifying one. Eventually someone will bite his hook.

Think a couple years back, Jeff Bezos was promoting some initiative called “Live to Work.” Funny thing is (and by “funny” I don’t mean “ha-ha;” I mean “WTF”), our capitalist system already embodies that business model by our government allowing the stagnation of wages to ensure they remain behind the rate of…

Can’t have something socially unacceptable for white people if it isn’t also socially unacceptable for EVERY OTHER DEMOGRAPHIC.

“I’ll say what I want to say. If the consequence of that is losing money, so be it.”

Perlmutter sounds like the type of guy who, instead of being willing to break eggs to make an omelet, wants to keep the eggs with the hens who laid them...but still expects his fucking omelet.

Darkman???

Bad enough to get picked on in school for being a “nerd,” but being named an “algebraic equation...” not even the private schools the kid will luckily be able to afford to attend will provide sufficient harbor from bullies...

As narcissistic as those naming conventions are, if I were any of those kids I'd be counting my blessings that my parents weren't Elon Musk and Grimes.

Yeah, this is definitely bio-terrorism. And also why I now only buy brands with tamper seals over or inside the lids. Which, of course, justifies brands to hike prices and/or remodel the containers to subtly provide less product (aka “shrinkflation”).

Went to a McD’s in Norway back in 1994 where they served a fried “fruit” pie; a mixture of apples, cherries and pineapples. To me this may as well have been crack in pastry form.

Ramaswamy: if we’re gonna raise the minimum voting age to 25, let’s ALSO raise the minimum military service age to 25. Also the minimum legal firearms possession age. See how fun this is, you fucking hack?

The US actually DID pay out reparations post Civil War- to slave owners as compensation for the “adverse economic impact” of no longer being allowed to force human beings to provide them free labor.

DeSantis: “If you’re a Florida kid who doesn’t identify as a straight white Christian, you don’t fucking exist.”

Men Are Really Out Here MAKING Newborns At 79

Do I condone or “enjoy” children killing people? No. But in this context, Mathilda’s violence serves the purpose of avenging the death of her little brother, as well as defending herself from the people trying to kill HER for witnessing them murder her family. So of course I’m gonna root for her over the alternative.