Same. If they can turn Pokémon into cops, this shouldn't be that much further of a stretch...barring an insane uniform and squad car budget increase, of course.

And deny them their most plentiful food source??? That would be “monster cruelty!”

In these United States we have the Second Amendment to our Constitution which, among other things, is supposed to be a “safeguard against a tyrannical government.”

Agreed. But show ME a country that toots its self-righteous horn louder or more ubiquitously.

CreaIIures (sorry; couldn't resist the dogpile)

WAITRESS: Fries or onion ri-

The hero aged fairly well; the actual nation his ideals were supposedly modeled after did not.

“Looks like Lincoln’s chickens are finally coming home to roost! Now the kids are gonna hafta make up for all the free labor he wouldn’t let the n***ers provide anymore!”

JFC, I can actually envision the drool dangling from his mouth while he says that...

It’s been working for the NCAA for decades, so it was inevitable for that formula to be copy-pasted to high- and middle- school levels.

The beast of capitalism is no respecter of “age limits” (at either end of the spectrum).

Gremlins: still amazed over how Spielberg managed to talk this movie down from an “R” rating!

The headline definitely had me in the second half too. But their ban on guns at their “fortress of solitude” tells how much afraid they are of the instruments of death they have no issue with frivolously proliferating throughout every other square mile of the country!

They not pissed at being accused of being racist; they’re pissed about being too lazy and/or dumb (as well as racist) to avoid the optics of sparing the one white Rep from expulsion.

I thought they were Australian. I dug them for a bit. RIP

Wonder how much he pays David Bowie's estate...

JFC, and we have the nerve to thumb our noses at Middle-Eastern countries for treating their women as “property...”

Between that and GTFO, pretty much a no-brainer...

Perfectly understandable. You don't want to second-guess yourself out of a decent character portrayal in real time.

Your handle would suggest an expose of the cannibalistic type is pending...