Which makes her feeling the need to “apologize” for being a “dickhead” to the press around this time in her career (according to your article about her last week) all the more infuriating. She was clearly going through some shit.

Without lube. Because it needs to be as painful for you as possible in order for him to get off from it.

I'm more bothered by T-Mo having $1.35B to buy Mint from Reynolds.

Seconded on JLC’s sentiment; both for the “industry inclusivity” and the sexual connotation!

The “reparations” I’m more interested in is for those who were shut out of FDR’s “New Deal,” which kick-started "generational wealth" to a lot of people who falsely claimed to have “started from nothing” and/or “pulled themselves up by their bootstraps.” A shit-ton of current financial inequity can be traced directly…

I’ve always had a weird relationship with Reese’s Cups. I like the 1" diameter mini-cups better than the original regular sized cups that come 2 in a pack, because to me the choc-PB ratio is better in the former than the latter. And although I like dark chocolate better than milk, I can’t stand Reese’s Dark Cups (or…

She seems to be swerving between too many lanes and may be setting herself up for a major (financial) wreck.

Calling Tate a piece of shit would be an undeserved insult to ACTUAL pieces of shit. 

“We mismanaged other people’s money because we weren’t allowed to focus solely on hoarding as much of it as possible...”

...NOR should one or two people within that group get to dictate how their ENTIRE group should be addressed. I have aunts on both sides of this argument when it comes to being addressed by younger generation non-relatives: some of them would rather be addressed as “Mrs.” or “Miss;” and the others are okay with “Aunt”…

Hey, Jeebus didn't die on a cross to be commemorated via marshmallow dicks...or maybe he did. 

For those gents who feel “targeted” by the song, as my grandma used to say: “if the shoe fits, kick yourself in the ass with it!”

Whatevs. Call me when they start putting cocaine back in it.

Don’t apologize for liking other men’s asses. Apologize for continuing to align with people who think men who like other men’s asses should be chastised, ostracized, murdered and/or rotting in Hell. And then use your fucking position to reject and eradicate hate-based legislation.

Guess she's trying to keep pace with Paul Mescal. That dude's all over the place...

Boldly go, Shat. Boldly go.

Cool story, bro. I bet your ex Kathryn Bigelow would've ACTUALLY hit Weinstein in that same scenario...

With Anaheim and their overseas theme parks, five cruise ships (and three more on the way), and all the media properties they’ve collected like Infinity Stones, Disney can secede from the shaft of the limp-dicked state. It won’t be “painless” financially, but they’ll recover much sooner than Florida will from the lost…

The...FUCK?! She’s not a sex worker  or even a “pornstar!” She’s an actor who did a famously explicit scene in an R-rated (NOT “X” or “NC-17") movie, and THAT disqualifies her as a parent??? Her lawyer should've been disbarred if he/she couldn't get that dismissed as grounds for "custodial forfeiture."

Exactly! They see the "evil" they want to see...