Every person who booked a stay in such places should be doxxed and made to explain what the "appeal" was to them.

THIS! A museum site is the ONLY appropriate context for its continued existence (that goes for plantations too).

Okay, at this point calling this guy (and the multitudes of people who STILL worship the ground he walks on) a piece of shit would be reductive - and an undeserved insult to actual shit.

But-but-but how else will we adorn the rich and famous with our undying (and undeserved) worship? By stalking them?! I’m too fucking lazy for that!

ALL of this “garbage behavior” should’ve been “cancelled” long before Hamlin’s collapse (hell, even long before Tagovailoa’s “glitch in the Matrix” pose on Sep 29th). NOW everyone wants to clutch their pearls over every little “perceived slight” by the players, yet have no problem with the show going on that put Tua…

Considering what she wants is to keep the testicles of corporate fat cats in a vise, we definitely have congruent aspirations! Hell, I'd almost consider moving back to CA just to cast my vote for her...

Not a “robo-nips” fan, but yeah don’t water down my horror please. I get it though; PG-13 puts more asses in seats. I’ll wait for an unrated director’s cut...

So let’s have a robotic dog kick her in the head twice (with the same or greater amount of force she kicked the robopup with, of course). Justice served.

I get the sensitivity of this type of gesture in light of the Hamlin incident, but players have been doing this all season long; particularly during TD celebrations.

“Machete” worked well as a spin-off of “Spy Kids,” so I don't know why the studio (or Johnson) would eschew such roots. Ego, perhaps?

OMG that volleyball scene...it would’ve been less homoerotic if they were ACTUALLY FUCKING instead!

Spot on with "just go to Dunkin' Donuts!" All that energy wasted on hate...

Well, the original Top Gun was definitely a movie-length Navy recruitment commercial. Although I haven't seen Maverick yet (waiting for the hype to die down), I’m sure it has some “propagandistic” aspects. But Lockheed Martin? They, along with Raytheon, pretty much already have the DoD’s testicles in a vise, so who…

Hey, hey, HEY! Don’t be going around bashing AI-generated art as “illegitimate!” ‘Cause that’s how we wind up with Skynet Hitler...

Starred for #fartcoin!

Spent more time making them than actually being with them? He SHOULD feel guilty! Nobody put a gun to his head and ordered him to spawn a football team!

Shrug your shoulders in apathy now Americans, but wait until McDonald’s automates a 9/11 promo next year. See how much you’re “lovin’ it” then...

To counter Cameron “dunking on Marvel," all Feige has to do is hire Kathryn Bigelow for a future MCU arc. I'm sure she'd be up to stealing another Oscar from her ex...

Debate over; you win! Can't believe I forgot about those segments!

Obligatory “grammar Nazi” moment: Comedy Central is looking for Noah’s SUCCESSOR. Jon Stewart was Noah’s PREDECESSOR.