Remember folks, pinkies are to be HALF-extended at tea time today...

Uhh, in that case, death WOULD be a swift recovery. At her age, I don’t think living was really “livin’,” ya know? Like, she spent most of her life in a damn display case as a futile attempt to preserve the archaic concept of “monarchial rule.”

Necrophobe!

“C’mon, do you people want jobs or clean air/water?”

Yadda yadda die the hero something something live long enough to be the villain...

IIRC, BYU’s AD addressed the incident with the home crowd for the game that followed...which was a hell of a lot more than what Duke’s leadership did in support of THEIR OWN DAMN ATHLETE. Lady Cocks (heh heh), you’re boycotting the wrong school...

I’ll assume you meant the one in Aurora, CO ten years ago. Remember, this IS America, so you have to be specific when you refer to mass shootings...man, that’s probably the most fucked up sentence I ever typed. I need a goddamn drink!

GOP Congresscritters: “Hey, taxpayer money’s only supposed to help the people who DON’T need it...like us!”

They wanna know where civility and bipartisanship went? Check the toilet of one Addison Mitchell McConnell- the man who held a SCOTUS vacancy hostage for EIGHT MONTHS prior to the 2016 Presidential election citing “the will of the people” as justification, then shoehorned in a new Justice barely TWO WEEKS prior to the…

Evil doesn’t respect civility or fair play. Evil only respects equal or greater pain administered to it than what it dishes out.

You’d think that a woman who had to “androgynize” her first name on her books to get as much exposure as her male contemporaries would be a bit more sympathetic towards those marginalized based on gender...

This is also why Congress voted to keep their campaign donors "on the low." Can't have their war chests traced back to the Prison Industrial Complex, now can we?

Yup; they’re recycled like pedophile priests and (white) underperforming head coaches.

Please, please, PLEASE my brothers and sisters: exercise extreme caution when encountering wild Karens in their “habitat.” Although undoubtedly entertaining to observe, filming, communicating with or even EXISTING in one’s presence always comes at the very high risk of baring their fangs, spewing venom in the form of…

“What’s next” is her peeps and that paper. She has absolutely nothing else to prove on the court.

Wish Bubble Bobble had a candy wrapper that allowed the dragons to “auto-fire” bubbles just by holding down the button. Would’ve spared my 15-year-old ass from some serious carpal tunnel syndrome...and saved me several rolls of quarters!

Yeah, scratching my head over that omission too; especially since it inspired the Portal gun which did make the cut.

Touche. When the taxpayers get “tired” of footing the bill for these pigs, we need to ensure they see the remedy being “reform” instead of the standard “leave no witnesses alive to sue/snitch.”

Problem with that is, “these motherfuckers” usually means “the city/county/state taxpayers,” as that “settlement bag” will give an excuse to (further) gut infrastructure, education and social program funding.

Unless Watson committed these sexual assaults on NFL property or in official NFL gear, we’re expecting too much of this (or any other) professional sports organization to properly “enforce” morality. If anything, instead of suspending him, let him earn his full salary so his alleged victims can sue him for as much as…