And to think, if the outcome of this encounter were reversed and Jean wound up killing Guyger in self-defense against her breaking and entering his apartment, Jean would already be on Death Row by now.

Indeed. Because we all know that weed impairs one’s own judgment to the point where you’re unable to survive having your own residence mistaken for that of an off-duty cop’s.

To serve and protect...one's own feng shui.

An ass-spelunking gerbil would be a major upgrade to their offense...

THAT’s what the hell I came here for!!!

He clearly committed to memory the “Elevator Panic Room Maneuver” from the "How To Avoid Accountability To The Constituents You've Fucked Over" chapter of Mitch McConnell's GOP playbook.

As disturbingly disgusting "syphilitic septuagenarian WASP" is in printed word, that phrase is nowhere near vomit-inducing as your accompanying illustration. Well done!

“We The People” will have to maintain receipts and ensure the stench of Trump’s legacy will remain indelibly on the GOP. This POS was, is, and always will be “their guy.”

Not saying I want to see the dude get Whitey Bulger’d, but if he did I’d hardly shed a tear because hopefully he’ll serve as a cautionary tale for those talkin’ that “hot boi” shit but ain’t really built for that lifestyle. Live by the blickie...

Sadly, they’re going to have to in order to ensure their own survival, as even us “adults in the room” have all but shrugged our shoulders in surrender to the status quo of inevitable doom.

Jesus, just have Elon Musk attach some boosters to it and launch it to Mars already...

...aaaaand she just made it on Trump’s short list to fill his next Cabinet vacancy.

At the rate Trump’s losing critical staff, it’s hardly surprising to hear of more incidents of racist pieces of shit “padding their resumes.”

My final take on Eli: he was i-ight. His legacy will be stealing two rings from the “graytist cyuubee EVAH!!!”

They didn’t deserve OBJ either. Wish he had the opportunity to burn the team that burned him this season instead of the Jets.

A fork?! The rich don’t deserve to be consumed in “elitist culinary etiquette” fashion! Rip those fuckers to shreds with your bare goddamn hands to add the ultimate insult to injury!

Heck of a run, Eli. That is, mostly shitty runs peppered with a pair of inexplicable championship ones. At least you still get to talk shit to your big brother over how you stole two rings from the guy he couldn’t outplay. 

Does Shapiro know what Kavanaugh’s schlong looks like to be able to debunk claims based upon his accusers’ descriptions?

No shit. Biden is rapidly becoming, if not already, Kerry 2.0. As I've posted elsewhere, his best shot was 3 years ago. 

There’s tanking to steal draft picks, then there’s super-tanking to engage in public griftcraft. You may be on to something there...