Sorry, but the US is currently suffering a crisis of leadership. Please call back again in 4 years to see if the situation changes. If this is a real emergency, please contact Germany to speak to the leader of the free world.

Game of Porcelain Thrones

Color me unsurprised that George R.R. Martin roots for the Giants, the Jets AND the Packers.

“I could liken you to a werewolf the way you left me for dead but I admit that I provided a full moon” is the most sadly perfect description of a break-up I have ever heard.

In recent Fiona Apple news, she reached out to Sinéad O’Connor to let her know that she is loved.

We’re through the looking glass here. I’m not sure what’s funny anymore. Two years ago if you wrote a story about a church saying it wasn’t equipped to shelter people during a disaster I would have thought it was satire. Just like Klansman marching without hoods, then complaining that they lose their jobs.

And what happened next?

Tyler Perry’s “For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Shelter When Joel Osteen Says The Rainbow Is Enuf.”
Tyler Perry’s “Hell Hath No Fury Like A Preacher Scorned”
Tyler Perry’s “Diary Of A Mad White Man”
Joel Osteen’s Madea’s Tough Love
The Haves And The Have-nots

I want someone to note that Alice Paul, Harriet Tubman, and Henry David Thoreau also did things for the freedoms we enjoy today, not just the self-proclaimed heroes of the military and police and those who hide behind them.

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> The players not standing for the national anthem is offensive because of the sacrifices that people make that allows these guys to enjoy the success that they have

Didn’t Osteen get enough money to cover costs when he passed the plate around to the refugees?

spiraling his way back to Denver in the, umm, year since.

NOBODY TELL NIKKI.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

Once again let us recite the parable of the asshole on the roof.

Oh, you say that now, but four or five beers in and you’ll be talking about polling numbers and focus groups.