"If it was anymore real, it would be real..." "but not at 1080p 60 fps."

They couldn't have posted something more creative? Something like, "Ok look guys...We really screwed up on the Xbox One. As a result, Xbox Live Gold services will be free for one year."

I honestly don't think there is something wrong with not knowing something—regardless of what it is—so long as you have the willingness to fix that/learn. Someone is not stupid for not knowing a piece of information, but it's certainly unfortunate if they make the active choice to remain ignorant when presented with…

So, instead of fighting for better male representation, you complain about women wanting better representation? That... is kinda dumb.

And men have hairless chests the size of football fields too. So? Both sexes are grossly displayed in all media, from games to movies to tv and so forth.

Indeed, which is why members of the master race have already gotten to the bottom of it. https://t.co/9eI910RrPb

Does this look like the face of mercy?

If my liquid upchuck is as clean as the water that comes out of water Pokemon moves, I'd be tempted to indulge in my own skill set...

Would you rather take a shower or throw up water and bathe in it?

Or I just don't want to watch a 17 minute video. tl;dw...

At least he's recycling.

Rent someone else's husband from husband rental? It's at the back of husband storage.

We have that in my local mall too. We call it GameStop though.

Um, I don't think "Brazilian" is a skin color .

- X/Y
- Transgender

But gaming is as much a sport, as sports are games.

Your little Excel chart there only goes up to 2011, and even then Nintendos numbers were dropping from the Wii heyday. It's a disaster.
Kotaku isn't the best, but the only one who's a joke here is you.

Let's break this down real quick...

Are you mildly retarded?

I was not aware the Wii U released in 1981.