Actually... Yes. You'd have to fight your way in to do it, however.

No need to go around cutting off people's hands all willy-nilly like that.

AUGH! NO! Never open a safe with a blowtorch! You'll set the contents on fire!

And I thank you for writing about it... Although I still have no idea what the thing does.

Gold's not actually that useless. You seem to be forgetting the entire field of chemistry, biology, etc., where gold is used as a reagent, a coating for electromagnetic imaging, a catalyst...

Wait... That's actually real?

Not Global Warming. We're calling it Climate Change now. Global Warming doesn't exist. Ask any scientist.

Hmm... Regular hand or robotic hand? I'd go with the robotic hand over the regular hand any day. Having a robot hand would be awesome!

A gram, at most.

Officially, yes. Unofficially, that's not quite right.

The cube it is. Thanks for playing. See you again next week.

Because Android.

Actually, that's not entirely true either.

Ah, China. The land where everyone has iPads because they're cheaper to buy directly from the factories than Apple themselves.

I love Lenovo. They make great products for affordable prices. In fact, I'd go so far as to say they're the Apple of the PC market... But cheaper. And nicer.

Once it magically transforms into a chunk of plutonium.

I've got a good idea of why you're not supposed to let this thing run for more than 40 seconds. It's probably got an unregulated lead, meaning that this thing quickly turns from Cathode Ray Tube to X-Ray Tube.

Must be regional variation... In Tennessee, they're far better than Comcast or AT&T.

I use a small, local cable company (Charter Communications), and I've never had any issues with them. Great service. Heck, we even get free modems should ours go bad, as they're included in the price for the cable.

Miniaturization, mate.