And you are the reason we can't have nice things.

Consider the target audience for tablets. They're people that don't necessarily care about specs or function, they just want something that looks pretty, can take cat videos, and pushes out lots of advertisements that they can understand.

Nope. The A/V inputs will still be there. I'll bet you a dollar Sony's got some sort of deal with Monster cables in the works.

Quick correction: They only support standard detail on the component-out line. The port will still function for things like Turtle Beach headsets, but not HD video/sound out.

My HDMI cable cost me $3. And it's better than every Monster cable I've ever owned.

Ah, Hexxeh always makes good stuff. I've had the pleasure of speaking with him over on the Facepunch Forums. Think I'll let him know that one of his products was featured on here.

I've got "true" broadband internet through Charter. Granted, Charter is only available in a small chunk of the southeast, but it's still broadband.

Ha. You make me laugh. Like the majority of the population in this country is smart enough to speak up against the corporate oligarchies? They can't even speak up against their government when several things they love are at stake.

And the difference being, we're the only 1st world country (aside from Canada) that still treats internet access as a luxury instead of a utility. Once we flip that proverbial switch, we prosper infinitely more than we currently do.

Don't forget the national parks.

Wait... You're telling me someone built a simpsons house... And didn't even get the proportions right? What madness is this?

I prefer a fixed gear bike when I'm riding on flat, well-maintained tracks and courses, or when I'm using the bike as primary transit. I'll use a multi-speed when I'm riding on rougher or more precarious terrain.

Most sober dwarf?

Right... Biased journalism... Where have I heard this before? #Trollpatrol

It's Pixar West, isn't it? The sequel factory.

Ah, I see... Hello again, doctor.

Hi, I'm Dezerus Richardson, and I'm a MAN.

He's got a point, albeit a very obscure one. If it were actually a redneck, it'd be guns. And beer.

Sorry, mate. Unless you've got a fancy new electric car, chances are the throttle is physically connected to the intake valve. Which means you can't use this to control it, sadly.

I just found my new favorite vase...