I'm not a lobster person, but I can't stand the Xbox controller. Too heavy, by far.

Honestly, I'd like a decent little P&S that can shoot HDR, for under $100. If I get something like that, I'll be happy.

I wish I had an old NES... Next year, I'm buying every Nintendo console from the NES to the N64, except for the VirtualBoy.

Chrome and Google works pretty well...

If the opposition actually provided a quality search with relevant results, it'd be fine... But they're all crap. I'd prefer them to pull themselves to Google's level instead of legalifying Google down.

Trisigned.

That.... And, unless I'm wrong, the cloud STILL USES HARD DRIVES. So they're not dead, and won't be for a while at least. Moved, perhaps, but not dead.

Um, I'm sorry? But... I don't see the hard drive actually dying in the scenario presented. Moved, sure, but not dead. It's still existing, just not locally. Just like Tape.

Are we talking about the original Disney waterpark? They do tours of the place if you work for 'em, you know.

You got one. Check your inventory.

Huh... Sounds like some guy I heard of a while back... A certain "Charlie Sheen"...

Pageviews. That's about it, I think.

Exactly. It's not 100+ mb/s (I'm paying for 20mb/s, although there is a 60mb/s package), but it's rarely down, and it's pretty darn fast in its own right.

Idea: Instead of not showing the guy's face, give him a Guy Fawkes mask. Keeps him anonymous, but shows some semblance of a face.

The idea of shoving little discs of any sort into my eyes just terrifies me. Of course, I look terrible without glasses anyway, so it wouldn't do me much good even if I did use contacts.

May not be... May be their way of coping with Tennessee's new Netflix law.

I find it interesting how Charter seems to keep out of these things... They don't throttle, they offer unlimited bandwidth, and they even endorse torrents.

It was made on an iPad, not an Z. Therefore, it isn't art.

Troll physics.

Hmm... In that case, the joke still doesn't hold together in real world scenarios. Most of the potheads I know would rather take the faster route and eat something pre-made rather than cooking up a chunk of meat on a hibachi grill.