You don't want me to break open my new case of Combustible Lemons, do you? Didn't think so.

So.. Um... Is it coated in moon rocks?

Yes.

Space? Is it space? SPAAAAACE!

Why did I instantly think of Cave Johnson when you said that?

My hard drive sits in a specially-modified "ejector bay", so when I need to go, I just press a button and it pops right out. Really convenient.

Charter. While having a cable TV service, they are not participating, and even openly discourage, this movement.

Makes me glad I use Charter, as they've got no plans to move to a capped, tiered, or throttled service this year. Nice work, Charter.

Dials. They used dials! I love dials!

I don't know. I've never really thought of uranium having any real use outside the atomic industry. It's interesting that depleted uranium is actually useful and relatively harmless (unless fired out of the end of a cannon).

Did you mean to say "Get thee hence"? Because if you did, I'd say that came out rather incorrect.

We actually have bullets made of depleted uranium? And I'm just now hearing about this?

The infamous "null" strikes again. You may want to fix that. #Corrections

Really, I find that mentality stated in the opening line silly. Do these people seriously expect the government to charge lower fees than the pharmaceutical companies? If anything, wouldn't the government actually charge more, and funnel more of the cash to themselves?

Dropbox gives you 2GB for free. Their top tier program is 25GB. See where I'm going with this?

In power armor. With a beam cannon.

Why is this not more popular? It's got more space than Dropbox, for cheaper!

Just thought you might also like to know, Hammacher Schlemmer also sells the manual typewriters from a completely different company. Just recase them to suit your needs. Bam. We're done here.

Know what wouldn't surprise me? If it says the phone does this in the T&C that you sign when you buy it...