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And that is what we call "At least it sounds foreign" or, alternately, "foreignese".

Wasn't RDR done on the GTA:IV engine?

Good point...

We've got two types of "airplanes" that "hover"...

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Well, even then... We're going to need lots of tiger blood.

Where's the heart button when you need it?

All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin, you know!

If Sony decides to be a dick and sue everyone... We're going to go Winning on them.

I can dig it!

That plastic trinket lady is worth more than the organs and combined incomes of (SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE).

The power of parody is a strong one, capable of resisting even the most well put together lawsuits.

All it had was Runescape, and we all know how that is...

How can you misspell MacGyver? It's one of the best words of all time!

That's... What I said...

Wait... You're a pro-liberty person who lives in England? They have those there? Our media in America portrays your country as a bunch of socialists... Which is why I don't trust the media.

Is Notch in there? Notch deserves to be in there.

Wrong, sir! The Broadcomm Mini Wireless chip in the iPod Touch and iPhone has been capable of transmitting and receiving FM and AM frequencies since the 2nd generation. Apple hasn't enabled it yet, but they've been planning to for several years now.

By the time these things are mainstream, Proposition 19 will already have been passed.

Hey... Welcome to the new Giz!