@CoolScreenNamePending: See above.

@FlawedHero: I was thinking a musical duo from the 80s that wore shiny helmets.

@Link2187: Agreed!

@MrFluffyThing: I like this idea!

And now... We've created a dockable tablet. One that runs a full-fledged OS when necessary, and runs a mobile OS when on the go.

I saw a trackball, some records, an 8-track player, gameboy, and a few other things that I'm not going to waste time naming. Kinda sad, I'm 15 and I know more about technology than the rest of the (French) people my age.

@Serolf Divad: Maybe it's made of solid gold that's been gold plated?

@aelver: Fox News does, occasionally, get some things right. Mostly the things that the people they interview say, not Fox themselves.

@snownpaint1: Hey, when you're three trillion in debt, it can't go any lower, right?

@cmariotti: Tell me. What floats to the top? I don't happen to have a bag of rice with me.

@Greg Takayama: The world of journalism moves at a fast pace, kid. You gotta keep up. This morning was decades ago. Must keep moving. Here, this can of Four Loko may help.

@FlawedHero: And me. However, you know who I'm not sick of?

"1.4-inches big..." Erm... What?

@Cochese 2.0: Weird. Everyone I know uses duck fat or pig fat. I don't believe I've ever seen anyone use beef fat...

Gabe Newell: Largest sellout in the world.

@Cochese 2.0: I'm American... Heck, I come from Tennessee. And I can tell you right now, nobody around here uses beef fat. Why? Because it tastes like crap.

@Horusz: Simple. There's little innovation, but it's freaking ANDROID (which is a phone OS, not a tablet OS) on a TABLET (Which is not a phone). You see where I'm going with this?

@Totenglocke42: Not stupid. In fact, this is a rather intelligent decision. Pull up a chair, and allow me to tell you a story.

@MifuneT: I used to just use baking soda, or occasionally a purified sand (Such as what's used for cleaning in dentistry). Worked just fine. Breath didn't stink, and my teeth actually whitened.

@madisomi loves lasercats: Salt. Interesting... I think I may give that a try sometime.