Of course I should have read down the thread. Of course. But I didn't. Oh, the shame…eh, I'm leaving my comment where it is.

TUSK!

We need to add Ted Cruz to this list, and swap Eric Trump in for Tarantino. Then lock the door to the room they're all in and forget where we left the key.

This has to be scientifically proven. We all line up and punch each of them, then report our findings in a paper that is peer-reviewed by another set of scienticians who punch them to see if they can replicate our experiment.

"We forgot he was there, your honor! We couldn't afford our memory medicine this week!"

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

No wonder your growth was stunted, you silly baby.

Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

He's just mad because it took money away from Despicable Me 3, the third in a series of Bourdain's life story.

It would make more sense if he tweeted:
Fuck Buddy
Kill Bats
Marry Baby Driver

That's why she's Laura Fuckin' Linney to us mere mortals.

HE SAID CAPTAIN

I'm so glad my local affiliate is owned by Disney! At least its horrible news comes with cute cartoon animals and the princesses who love them.

I hope they find her soon.

I know you're not asking me, but no, no, it did not. I thought it was great fun that way.

Braggart.

Why wait until the evening when you could watch that all day on Twitter?

Like Hollywood, they're recycling their old hits in new packaging.

I had Friday off and went to Disneyland with a friend. I rode my fave rides (rollercoasters) for the first time since last year, when my back problems started up, and also lasted far past the time I thought I'd be limping home in pain. I cannot tell you how damn happy I was all day. We also had tremendous luck with…

No, I am at work "working".