Were we separated at birth? I also don't believe there was ever a movie that would eradicate what happened in Aliens like that.

I'm talking downtown!

The song is in the movie, in fact.

Ah, I didn't know that. Thanks for the head's up.

I, too, am curious about this. I don't think anyone's being mean to Sean here, just continuing an old A.V. Club meme.

When I was younger, I was told I looked like Maria McKee of Lone Justice if she wasn't pretty. Because that didn't hurt at all.

"USA! where even the worst [rich] [white] [males] on earth can be elected President!"

With those tiny hands? Nyet.

Ka-boom!

Don't forget Alex Jones for dessert!

Apparently, her stance on cyber-bullying is to lead the way for all cyber-bullies.

I knew I should have read further down the thread!

Is Teddy holding a big stick? I want him to hit Trumpbot with a big stick!

Vice has standards? Who knew?

Edgar deserves far better.

Whatever happened to ZMF? He also enjoyed the fine art of ALL CAPS.

They make some sort of chip out of beets now. The vegans have gone too far!

— Ivanka

With that nose, he should be rooting for truffles.

He and Alex Jones are bare-chest-bump buddies.