"Or free balling!"
—-Jon Hamm

But they are far more recent and indicative of his talents now.

*Places call to cops to be on the lookout for a very special Pokémon*

I did not spoil it :) I hope you enjoy it :)

Did you watch "Twin Peaks: The Return" last night? Just saying that maybe splitting his skull isn't your best option.

Pretty sure she's Wonder Woman in other creations. The only reference we get to her being WW is in the end-credits animation when they basically name the film or whatever they were doing.

Reptilicus 6-5000!

Chazzwozzers.

It's Speak!

You're on there for a couple of days, then ripped off, crumpled up, and thrown away.

He has two pages, and pretty sure you can follow them both without friending him. He posts the same things on both pages. I mean, if you still want to read his comedy stylings, that is.

"Background pleasure"?

Why would you pay $1k for something that's just going to get worn out in a few weeks?

One of my friend's brothers is nicknamed Apple. It's apparently a popular nickname among Filipinos, she tells me.

It proves you're a 5th grader?

You have the healthiest innards of us all!

The moon knows what it did.

I'm in L.A. I'm gonna go *poof* instantaneously!

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.

Nuke's faster, especially if you're in the vaporization zone.