Too much like Elvis. Trump should be found with his face in a bucket of KFC, having choked on a chicken bone.

And have sexy time with Professor X, right?

Just get Nacho to swap out the meds. Easy peasy!

I've already got one for "blushes, kicks a rock"
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*Cats accuse Criss of cultural appropriation*

That one requires the thumb to stick out. Devil horns do not.

*Simmons gets idea for new patent*

I hope he busts out the accordion at the star ceremony.

You know who got seven brides? Seven brothers.

Bismillah, no!

But but but…someone has to save that hilarious old Law & Order thread! AUGH!

I just ate a big piece of cake. Now I need a nap. And probably healthcare soon after.

He's less of a footface and more of a dicknose (no offense intended, Dikachu).

Jesus Christ people :(

I dunno, works for me.

Fight, fuck, whatever. I just want my dragons.

"Herman's Head," for example…

Ass wiggles its behind

Ding!

Tell me more….