I saw "John From Cincinatti"—He had a board, all righty!

Wait, you mean there's a career in being an uniformed dick? Oh, I've wasted my life!

And it gave the Simpsons the genesis of the knifey-spooney joke. We all win!

Eh, he got that PhD in Australia. That's like a GED here in America, right?

This really angers up my blood.

My cane will disrupt your face, punk! GET OFF MY LAWN!

d'ой!

Если я это сделал, comrade.

I am a suburban gal, thankyouverymuch.

One of my friends makes pretty funny ones, though.

Worse than that—you're going to Hell for upvoting El Dan!

Dial D for Da Fuq Is Dis?

And one hella fake laugh.

Fiine. Cookies for all! Especially Cookie Monster!

I don't care what all y'all haters say. I love the Foo Fighters and can't wait to hear this song live!

Shouldn't that be tobacky?

Yeah, that was all Nate. Once the others figured out what he was on about, they got as far from it as they could.

I've seen her in person. She needs henchmen to help her walk onstage. She's still lovely, of course.

It's Spicer's latest password. He just can't keep them secret!

♪Everyday I'm snuffling♫