You keep believing that.

I, OTOH, cannot wait to prep my presentation for the big meeting in two weeks and then ask my boss to review my deck.

Is that what we're doing here? I feel so Millennial now!

…covfefe?

Ok, fine.

People, people, we're all tired and horny!

Cuba doesn't know anything about birth control. It's already pregnant with Trump's spawn!

Racist.

You know, you could have gone with BOB from Twin Peaks or even Bob Dobbs from the Church of the Subgenius, but noooo, you had to be honest! Well, you ruined it. Good day to you, sir.

If you say so, Lord.

Sounds perfectly Aladeen to me.

Shiny happy robots laughing.

Pazuzu is insulted that you have associated him with such a dullard. He will be coming for you later. You cannot avoid it. Just accept him into your bowels and be grateful for his tender mercies.

Convfefe is the antonym. You want to covfefe—it's a positive feeling!

John Bigboote.

That's how the local news pronounces it.

What, he was attacked by Cthulhu there?

Phrasing!

There's a lot of covfefe to go around. You get covfefe! *You* get covfefe! The whole audience gets covfefe!

If he was dying, he wouldn't type "covfefe"—he would just say it.