Because E.T. wore protection!

If they do it to a movie I hated, they usually make me laugh. If they do it to a movie I loved, they are history's greatest monsters and need to be destroyed.

Bless you, kind sir!

Welcome to Belko, Mr. Herpes!

I'll king you good! *waves mace overhead*

"I've had this taste in my mouth before"

[Shmi is immediately killed]

Well, latte da! Look at Mr. Fancy with his parsecs!

What backdoor? And will I regret asking this?

Yeah yeah yeah

This is the suck :(

*hugs*

Yes, but I *need* it. Checkmate!

"Sir, by shooting this man dead, technically, you did not *cure* his cancer."

You? When I have a perfectly good Dezbot Foundation sitting right here for him to drop all the beautiful cash into? I think you overestimate your chances. Good day! I said GOOD DAY!

There better be. I have tix to see The Belko Experiment!

Electrical tape a la Wendy O. Williams.

Tan, no. Matching outfits? DEAR GOD WHY!

Mostro!

He was played by Dikachu all along!