And yet mine still manage to yack on the few throw rugs I have.

One of the winners of a Kids Choice blimp made the Moonlight joke. It landed like the Hindenburg.

Senility?

Don't make me go on Reddit. You won't like me when I'm on Reddit.

OSCARS AN IDIOT.

It's also hard to scroll down to the bottom of the comments with that damn "Sign up for our newsletter" button in the way.

Nos. 14 and 15 of The Joys of Cat Ownership. Good on ya!

No.

Something something gorilla my dreams! *flings poo*

Kong: Skull Island. I thought it was pretty hollow, but I liked the monster fights and the post-credits scene a whole lot.

Those sweet, sweet upvotes…*drool*!

Oh, sure, a huge snowstorm hits and you're all, "I can't come in, boss!" but if I say that when a super-sunny day hits in California, my boss is all, "Yeah, well, you're fired!" :P

Friday had to go for a fasting blood test and was fairly listless the rest of the day (the results show I'm still pre-diabetic—I think cuz A1C showed that, but the fasting glucose showed me as normal—and some of my cholesterol levels have gone back up since I ditched the evil statins). Saturday, did a lot of chores,…

I like that we're all one big idiot vs. being several distinct idiots.

Agreed. Elijah is selfish in many other ways, but Hannah blithely assuming he would be the surrogate dad and him rejecting that is not one of those ways.

25 years? I hope they can come play the nursing home I clearly need to be in, ye gods!

She's a goddess!

Tony got too paranoid too fast. I'm a little bummed we won't see his spy bunker in action, but his paranoia meant he had to go.

Change is scary. I don't like it! Gimme some of that whiskey, O'Neal!

What about with Live+7? I can't watch the night of, but watch within a couple of days on the Dee Vee Arrr.