Ha! I saw Dogma—they don't have any balls!

It's a fully realized world with a consistent internal logic and whiz-bang visuals. I loved it.

I watched all the Oscar-nominated animated shorts in one sitting. Mostly liked them all, though I had some issues with "Blind Vaysha" and "Pear Cider and Cigarettes." I could see "Borrowed Time" beating out "Piper," but probably not—"Piper" is just so damn adorable.

How dire was it?

Mostly quiet. Hung around the house mostly, but did go out with friends Saturday night to have dinner and then see Stan Ridgway perform. He had a meet & greet after, so I had him sign all my Wall of Voodoo album covers. We had fun. Great show and Stan was in fine form. Yesterday, I did not watch the Superb Owl,…

Same here. I even co-wrote an entry in the Mark Twain encyclopedia (and by co-wrote, I mean, I did the research and a first draft, and then my professor re-did everything) :) That professor was awesome, too.

Roughing It. Doesn't even need the name changed.

A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Chamberpot

But not for Ben.

Drinking Amstel Light at a party. FAKE BREWS!

We need to distract him with the mockery on one front while dealing with Bannon, et al, on another.

Nah, it was President Palmer. His voice is even deeper!

An acquaintance in another forum I frequent has met Kellyanne and said she's about as smart as you think she is (i.e., dumb as hell).

"Not Petra"

Like me, you're a masochist? I mean, I'm not even hate-watching it—I'm just hate-myself-watching it.

Or have a not-fake one.

Brett Somers gets more drunk.

Now make one with balut.

"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!" - The Tick

This is why he's investigating us for voter fraud, then.