But enough about Drumpf!

*Spike Lee tweets Frank Stallone's address, can't believe he got it right, shuts down his Twitter account for good*

Chief?

YOU SHUT YOUR H00R MOUTH!!!

If you mean as a beacon to attract Whovian, then yes, it will work.

His math checks out! Wrap it up, boys, we can go home now!

"They'll have to love me! They have no choice! Come to papa, America!!"

Don't sully Shakespeare by mentioning him in conjunction with Cheeto Mussolini. It is unseemly.

Not that they could tell, given the micro-peen and tiny hands obscured by rolls of voluminous, vomitous fat.

"The Corgan-Mancow Conversation" sounds like a 70's art house flick.

Sorry, it's Alan Sepinwall. I thought I typed it in. I'm kind of out of it lately because of my back issues :)

No más.

The Sovereign State of California welcomes all.

Good luck! :)

Got an early start on Thursday evening when I went to a booksigning for my friend, Alan. He was interviewed by Jon Hamm. It was a very good conversation and you'll hear me ask a stupid question if you listen to the podcast (from Skylight Books, to be released in three or so weeks, they said). Didn't do much Friday…

IVANKA NEEDS BRACES!!

I'm not ready to support an Obama coup, but I'm not gonna fight it, either.

Raymond Burr?

There's apparently a movement trying to lure more Republicans to California so they can turn the state red.

Dikachu's face.