Thanks, I was hoping she was good. Looking forward to seeing it!

You bloated sac of protoplasm!

Drown it with alcohol and it'll stop thinking in short order.

Saw Elle on Thursday night, really liked it. I would see La La Land and then Manchester, and then I would cry all damn night long.

Yikes! Did you insurance cover the damage?

How was Janelle Monae?

You blockhead!

Not bad. Went to a "surprise" party for a friend (she knew her family was planning something, but had no idea who among us would be there), then visited some with my dad. Quiet day yesterday at home. Only bad things were my back getting worse instead of better since my last traction treatment and waking up this…

I smell an SVU script in the making!

It's been called out in major newspapers—how could they not kno—oh, never mind…

Kerokerokeroppi will hop right on it.

She allegedly had her butt implants removed. This is super-allegedly because even Harvey Levin hadn't heard that rumor…or so he says.

*Gamera glares at you*

They sell Hello Kitty thongs in DTLA. I…would not buy them for my niece.

Those minigames sucked. They took place in real time. Do you know how long it takes to fully transfuse a sumo wrestler?! I should have let them die!

Yes! Cake is for closers!

Pretty sure that's why he picked Pence and has packed his cabinet with assholes as well—they're his ring of protection.

♪Oh, we've got Trump!
Right here in A.V. City!
"Trump" with a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for "poo"!♪

I don't think all of them. While I wouldn't say California is corruption-free, it's not corrupt as all get-out, either.

The stupid runs deep with some people.