You left out the other times the portal appeared and disappeared. You know someone was patting him/herself on the back for that.

That's what I thought, too. I didn't mind it turning out that Lena wasn't evil after all.

But she could if she totally wanted to because she's a wizard.

A friend and I saw it at the dollar theater, and it was packed. Everyone was laughing their asses off during the movie. It was really funny—it just wasn't millions of dollars worth of funny.

I want to go to there.

It was the particular spider described by that particular loon. A general giant spider, maybe, but Peters' spider? Ye, gods!

It's not a bottle anymore—it's an I.V.

She looks like a mean ferret.

I prefer turtles.

Thanks! I don't even know what I did to cause this. I wonder if it's possible to slip a disc because your job is too sedentary?

I really enjoy his panel at Comic-Con. He can tell some very funny stories.

Not with that damn giant spider, it wouldn't have!

MAAAARRRRRTHAAAA!

I couldn't get in last night, so had to buy today. Now I'm sitting off to the side like a common person *harrumph*!

Just like Perfect Tommy. *Siiiigh*

I love this movie unequivocally. I even own the laserdisc version!

They're not great, but it's nice seeing the evolution of the concept.

His name is Jonathan Goldsmith. He's pretty interesting in his own right.

Eric, probably.

*Mitt Romney apologizes*