The original guy was also white.

Never go with Ryan Seacrest to a second location.

It was weird timing, in that I just passed probation on my promotion and now can afford to buy a car. There were a LOT of people at the dealership car shopping, though.

My friends called it "blue lips."

I was told there would be no math. NO. MATH.

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Bad Santa

Wow, sorry to hear about that crap.

I missed it, but I did see some of the MST3K marathon. We will, we will, ROWSDOWER!

Pretty good, all things considered. Started with finding out my back problem may not be sciatica but a hernia or a slipped disc, but went up from there. Spent Turkey Day at my dad's, went shopping on Black Friday for the first time in years and wound up trading in my old BMW for a shiny new Audi, saw Moana on…

Alien Invasion/Giant Meteor for the win!

That was one of my fave Harris stories. The squad is watching it, bored with the high-falutin' dialogue, and then the sex starts up and everyone is appreciative.

They were pretty awesome. R.E.M. used to cover their songs live back in the day.

I haven't heard it. R.E.M. is my favorite band. Please bore me with your story :)

The silver boogers nose-ring thing is not doing him any favors.

Out of Time is the one that saved my life.

YOU SHUT YOUR HOOR MOUTH.

"really loud and crunchy"

Even the new theme song sucks.

R.I.P., Scott. I really enjoyed the Internet Film School pieces.

Oh, man :( R.I.P.