That would have been less gross, to be honest (I've seen the second ep, too). *shudder*

But if you buy Starz, you can make it free for all of us!

You incepted them. It can happen! I did it when I went to see Steve Wynn a couple of weeks ago. Asked him before show if he still performs "John Coltrane's Blues" and he said it wasn't on the set list. In between sets, though, as they were tuning up, he launched into it. When I thanked him later, he said it was…

I miss her, too! :(

I will be covering it for a friend's website, but sadly, I'm nowhere near as good as the AV Club writers. You could still come talk about it there if you want (not sure how to PM people on Disqus—maybe I should post a link in the Avocado?).

You shut your whore mouth!

Deadite Dennis gets hung up on the implications, while Deadite Mac is strangely attracted to Ash.

Oooo, you gonna get so sued!! *James Woods snorts*

True, but this last ep had strigoi innards and brain-wormballs shimmering with activity. I nearly puked. Of course, I did watch it right after the debate…

Fet was cracking me up this past ep. He needs more things to do.

He makes me long for CORRRRRL.

The first ep was pretty good (del Toro directed). It goes downhill from there, but it's committed to being trashy, so I still watch it. You might enjoy Corey's terrible wig, too. It's like its own character!

HHAHAHAHHAHAH.

I love Videodrome, and I generally like James Woods as an actor, but not in that movie, the name of which I've typed way too many times today :D

It's definitely not good, but at least better than Vampires.

The math checks out!

I agree. I loved Cabin Fever and was looking forward to Roth's career and then…ugh. I do like watching talk about sharks during Shark Week, though.

Honestly, all I remember about Vampires is how ragingly sexist James Woods' character was. Or maybe it was James Woods himself. One of the few Carpenter films I can't stand.

Vampires is bad. Even Ghosts of Mars is better.

I'm not a meathead and I like some of White Zombie's music.