I talked two friends into seeing Popstar and they were mildly amused (one more than the other), but I was rolling laughing. I saw MacGruber at an early matinee and laughed myself stupid. I haven't seen Hot Rod yet, though.

He's dressed as a clown!?

I'm dressing as him for Halloween. Give me your address and I'll come by for candy.

Survivor got a lot of traffic, too, so I really can't understand why they stopped the reviews.

I was wondering what happened with the Survivor reviews. Stupid-ass Food Crap!

Cheaping out is my guess.

Thanks. It definitely sucks. A lot.

I was fortunate to have met him nearly two years ago after a Q&A he did for The Meaning of Life. He was nice to me even after I got nervous and addressed him as "Mr. Gilliam" (the arch look he gave me is forever etched in my memory).

Both my grandmothers had it, and now my dad does. I hate it so much.

I made the same joke over an hour ago. Now I don't feel so bad about it.

Holy crap! I'm glad you guys were able to keep him detained for the police, and I hope the little girl and all the people who had to deal with that piece of scum will be okay.

So you spent all weekend outside, then?

Sympathy upvote for your painful weekend. Glad you're feeling better today!

I mostly focused on getting things done around the house (including hanging around while my brother's friend, who's a handyman, fixed one of my gutters and also the bathtub stopper), and watched some things I need to review soon (one was the first two eps of Season 2 of "Ash Vs. Evil Dead"—two severed thumbs up on…

Something something frottage.

I wish I had more upvotes to give you.

Joke's on you because I have! Waitaminute….

I don't see the beard.

He crashed a kid's party while on a date with a Playboy model? There's a first time for everything, I guess.

I have some original Calvin and Hobbes, Far Side, and Downstown strips tucked away like the beautiful artifacts they are.