I saw on FB that Clay was found unresponsive at home, and that paramedics were unable to revive him. It was heartbreaking to read as it played out.

Cheap, you say? I'll take it!

That one's been in the crapper since before the marriage, if you believe the tabloids. Which I do.

Additional scuttlebutt is that he likes to party with Russian hookers.

With a delicious heroin filling.

Two things…

Mind. Blown.

I will enjoy it for as long as it lasts. And probably beyond that when I binge-watch the entire series after it ends.

Damned if I know. That's why I was an English major.

Isn't there a Black Peter gimmick account around these parts?

I started getting an upper respiratory infection on Wednesday, which really took hold on Friday (my day off), so when I wasn't hanging around waiting for my brother's friend to finish some repairs on my house (which have been extended to my next day off), I was sleeping, or lying about like a slug, or impersonating a…

I see the program for cloning Jason Segel had its funding cut again.

Died on his way back to his home planet?

It's much creepier that way.

I saw an early screening (before they added the explanation of what all the little handprints meant) and walked out very unsettled. Woke in the middle of the night a couple nights later completely freaked out about why Mike was standing in the corner, not talking.

Pretty coherent for writing in the dark.

My M8 lasted over two years, which is shorter than the G1 and G2 I had, but I thought was a normal rate for a phone without a removable battery?

That's the "Barnes" part.

Thanks to Comic-Con, I have plenty of experience lining up for a ridiculous amount of time, then camping out in uncomfortable conditions, just for a few seconds of bliss. Not sure why they're not pre-selling tickets to the L.A. event, though.

But I wanted a chimichanga!