Pres. O is literally doing Biden memes in real life to fuck up Trump’s admin.

WELL WHY WOULDN’T SHE THIS IS ALL VERY NORMAL NOTHING TO SEE HERE BLIND TRUST

SAME. Whatever to all these people whining about Yankee Candle. Their Farmer’s Market scent is my motherfucking SHIT.

I don’t care what you think, I am a Yankee Candle whore and I live near an outlet. OUTLETS.

I seriously don’t know how to fight something like this.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

It’s a bit different here in flyover country. While I haven’t had any face to face nastiness, my FB feed is literally half people being actually scared and half gloating “suck it bitches or gtfo”. I am physically ill.

My undocumented brother was crushed by this last night. I’m in a real panic. I’ve been emailing several immigration advocacy groups since trying to get their help to get in touch with my Congressman (Castro). I need his help.

When I was in Afghanistan, my base in Mazar-I Sharif was a very international, quite large one run by the Germans. One of the German female soldiers was a marathon runner. From what I was told (no idea if it was accurate but no reason to believe it wasn’t) she was near Olympic level and had come close to qualifying…

Your 2 yr old daughter voted?! I KNEW it was rigged!!! RIGGED ELECTION EVERYONE!
You just KNOW the baby vote is going for HRC!!!

/pauses obsessively social-media stalking everyone anyone i’ve ever dated has connected with on social media

It makes me laugh that everyone thought Jersey Shore was the downfall of society when it came out...looking back, it was positively quaint and charming!

Isn’t that where he threw all her stuff out onto the porch?

Oh I hope Sammi crashes it and she and Ronnie have one of their epic screaming, turning over furniture fights and then they disappear/stay in bed the rest of the show.

Ronnie is presumably free from the toxic shackles of his relationship with his cast mate Sammi

My wife an I always ask each other upon completion of something “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

Another compelling reason to practice safe sex. I’ve got nothing though if you decide Dr. Golddinger is the One, and you decide to settle down and have little Golddinglets together.