please, he’s one of the most genuine people in Washington. granted that’s a low bar, but he’d clear even the highest bars of that measure.

My wife wanted to go apple-picking; I told her we could go only if we left the cameras/smartphones in the car.

Yeah, but there’s, like, two American flags nearby, so it’s cool.

AGREED that show is like an ex who is just supremely disappointing every time

Yeah, if we want to be shallow (and why the hell not, this is a Dirt Bag post), we can point out that Jen has since moved on to a younger and very handsome man who appears to bathe far more often than her ex. Why would anyone think that she’s still secretly pining for Pitt?

He’s so fucking hot. I watched two seasons of The Leftovers not knowing Aniston was hitting that. Girl’s doing just fine.

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

Someone forgot the first rule about Fight Club

For me I am so interested in it because the JonBennett murder is the first time in my life I realized a child could die. I was 8 at the time and saw a tabloid with her picture on it in the grocery store and realized someone killed her. Maybe it’s naive but it never occurred to me that kids didn’t always get to grow…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Gawker is inside all of us now.

Screw the flat belly! Go you! Losing 76 pounds in 15 months is no small feat!! Congratulations and keep up the good work!

That's what happens when you call it the fucking locker room. Things get carried away.

You can’t go watch football at Penn State because of this? Surely you can separate the two camps in your mind. I think you could be pro Penn State and against child molestation.

I’d never heard of them, either. But the top in those pictures is super cute and now I’m looking into buying some of their stuff. So, well played, USOC.

Well fuck you kinda just nailed me down and stared into my soul

I continue to believe that this is all one enormous troll, and that Trump is going to come on stage at the Republican Convention and SHAME all of his supporters:

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING