So there I was sitting in traffic wondering whether to get an abortion or get a manicure. Then I saw this license plate. Totally changed my mind. Thanks, judgy plate. My nails look great now.

All food is finger food if you’re Bobby.

It’s a Hellmouth, they need Buffy.

this part is my fav

Whatever happens, I just hope we get lots more of Daenerys wandering from town to town, and John wandering around the North, and Arya wandering all over Westeros and Bran wandering wherever the fuck he’s been wandering.

Also, if it is “their” “Peppermint Bark,” how can there be a “sugg.” of $14.00 but ooooooh “our price” is $12.59! Fred in accounting is like “we need to charge $14 for these 4.8 oz of generic chocolate we haphazardly sprinkled with candy cane rejects,” but Sherry in merchandising is like “FUCK THAT, FRED! GIVE THE…

What is this? A room for ants?!

^

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

“This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens. Starting next Monday, November 30, the series will continue on Wonkette.”

DAMNIT!! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I DON’T START OUT IN THE GREYS.

Okay so where are we all going to go and hang out at? They’re closing down everything I come here for, guess I have to take my internet self elsewhere since this ship appears to be sinking.

I find it quite fishy that a suicide bomber was carrying around his passport containing his real identity, and that said passport was left unharmed and legible after being on his person when he detonated the bomb. I can’t be the only one questioning that, right?

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

This is a story about a magazine named lucky...

I seriously cannot understand why zendaya is photoshopped ever. Her original pictures always look so perfect that you’d think those were the photoshopped ones. she’s gorgeous and has such a banging bod.

I worked at a Skyline Chili in Armpit, Indiana for about a month in college. Sunday mornings, I shit you not Church groups would come in and basically just throw all their food on the floor and leave pamphlets on the table. They would leave and it would look like they were just tossing shredded cheese in the air like…

I love it but I love camp and Tim Curry.

Yes.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

So basically he’s the original marathon hipster.