dexterbrewlucky
DexterBrewLucky
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I thought part of the joy of running was grossing people out with poop stories. Am I doing something wrong?

No one will ever think about or talk about poop as much as they do when they’re training for a marathon. People will roll up to our long runs a couple minutes late and say, “Sorry I’m late. I just could not get my morning poop out,” and people will nod sympathetically. We also discuss our solutions to what I like to

I have this problem!! I run with a group that slowly trains to a 5K for some reason I am incredibly gassy when we get together on Saturday mornings. I think my SO has this problem too. I call it “Tooting and running”. It is incredibly awkward when it just comes out, and you are running with people, and then it

Also you are paying people to not only rip you off but cause a lot of trauma to both the original environment the trees came from and the environment you live in if foreign life forms get shipped along with those leaves. Cannot believe the USPS hasn’t shut this crap down.

My HGTV thought process: “For the price of a one bedroom condo, in Winnipeg, I could afford a McMansion?!?!... [watch unattractive couple bicker about granite, remember I have healthcare]... I’ll stay.”

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Sorry, O’Connor family...might as well change your company uniforms to this: