Wow. Well-played, commenters.

So this looks awesome but, alas, I will never play it. I wouldn't make it five fucking minutes. I don't do scary shit.

The "Nope" readings are going haywire!

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I didn't like it honestly They shoe horned songs in my opinion. There were no bears. The Princesses parents could have prevented the WHOLE PLOT OF THE MOVIE! This whole movie is because their parents sucked.

Dating sims use language that's much more common and usable in everyday life.

A bit of a long, convoluted way to "explain away" the obvious fanservice (considering every contour of their breasts is fully rendered, right down to the prepubescent one), but at least it was a creative concept.

Also posted on TAY this morning was a review of last night's Wrestlemania event. Check it out here:

Have you watched "Say 'I love you'"? It has a female lead and I can't think of any female characters that are reduced to talking boobs. The premise is that the anti-social girl ends up dating the popular boy. It's also on Crunchyroll.

Awww

fork(child). That is all.

"/* PRINTING "CAT" IN A WHILE(TRUE) BLOCK IS NOT HOW TOSTRINGS WORK */"

I once defined variables "GiantEnemyCrab" and "WeakPointForMassiveDamage" on a Computer Science exam before. The professor brought it up to the class (of around 100) as an example of how not to define variables. My mission was accomplished.

Oh! I remember, once I had a very long bit of code to fetch some data (5-6 lines, just to fetch data on the server in a game, but I had no way to access directly the object I wanted, I had to try many and hope I got it sooner than later), and I was getting REALLY sleepy, and I wrote:
// Go Cody! Go fetch me some data!
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