Literally everyone except me, I guess. I didn’t know her record. I had a faint memory that she had attacked her assistant, so I went and looked it up. I found a Gawker article setting forth her various misdeeds.

Let me put it this way: if a man had behaved this way, we wouldn’t be laughing it off so easily. We certainly wouldn’t be talking about him as flippantly as we’re doing with Naomi. At least, not on Jezebel (which I love, btw).

I’ve gotten “you must be very secure about your body to wear that” before! Not from my dad, though.

I am picturing him with a fan in hand, for the record.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Where the fuck is Melania anyways, is she hiding w/ Shelly Miscavige?

This kind of bullshit in-fighting is precisely why the conservatives — who, despite all their faults, are ace at holding their noses in the interest of presenting a solid front to their opponents and attaining their goals— manage to get so much fuckery done while the liberals argue about everything under the sun.

A lot of the privilege criticism about the strike seemed to be a race to be the wokest of them all.

Honestly, I’d pick the Jesuit over Chandler any day.

I’ve really enjoyed Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s writing on sport, art and culture as of late. It’s good stuff.

Canada had its revenge:

Justin has the best handshake.

I like this logic. It’s so pleasingly circular.

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

I’d drop you a rope but we can’t risk anything coming up with you.

Fingermouthing? I’m... not sure what should be said in response to this.

oh my god, someone help, I have fallen down a hole of narcissistic teen trends.

Why did I fucking try to google this? I have learned that selfie poses have FUCKING NAMES. Fingermouthing, T-rex, Grace Face. Fucking who’s to guess what the shit this pose is called.