She has definitely complained about getting the chestnut highlights when she explicitly stated she wanted caramel.

“But MY dog is well-behaved.”

She’s made some calls to the police about “those people.”

Doki Doki Football Club?

I will be linking to this article (and the previous one) for my students during the fall semester when I cover the subject of plagiarism. I try to have a new “real-world” story for them every semester, to demonstrate that plagiarism has professional and legal consequences well beyond the academic sphere, and this one…

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

You use sunscreen every day? That is so weird. Makes it look like you are obsessed imo.

I propose we have a new phrase for jumping the shark.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

He’s actually creating more racism with articles like this. Making it harder for minorities by calcifying the notion that whites have of blacks thinking they are all racist. The vast majority of all people of any race or ethnicity are keeping their heads down and trying to feed their families. They don’t have time for…

That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

My parents used to take us to Don Pablo’s any time we were celebrating something as a family (as my folks would share a margarita and my dad would get a beer as a rare treat). We were kinda poor, so it was a big deal. I remember their fajitas fondly (and their flan) as it was one of the few “nice restaurant”…

Ground Round! I still remember the birthday parties I went to there.

I’m 27 and fondly remember the following dead (or dying) chains:

I went to Bob Evans like a year or so ago. My boyfriend and I were the only customers under retirement age. They closed at 8pm (not on a Sunday, either).

I thought Don Pablo’s was legit for Americanized chain Mexican fair.

The Ground Round. Literally the only thing I remember about it is they let you throw your peanut shells on the floor. To a 9-year old, this was a mind blower!

Bennigans! My favorite hung over breakfast in college was their monte cristo!

God I miss Bennigans. No one has ever topped their version of the monte cristo.