You did it again, Jason.

It amazes me after all these years and billions of dollars the Madden franchise has made, that the players still look nothing like their real-world counterparts.

Oooh! I’m 6'4". What do I win?

Yikes.

Damn. And I had such high hopes to get my new game, Necrophilia Simulator, published on Steam. :(

Hey, I’m no homophone, but marriage should be between a man and a woman!

This REALLY bums me out for a multitude of reasons. First, I really thought we would finally get some more character development for Lunafreya - something that is sorely missing from the original game. I didn’t hate her as a character, I just hated how underdeveloped her story was. A DLC chapter dedicated to her might…

This seems to be a common theme for people who play modern Final Fantasy games. I’ll counter though and disagree. As someone who loved XIII, I’ll admit that my tolerance level for nonsensical stories and weaker gameplay elements is high. However, as I have JUST finally played and beaten XV, my thoughts about it are…

Jason Schreier - The Bearer of Bad News

Please don’t ever stop making his face more red. By the end of the season he should look like Hellboy or the Kool-Aid Man.

Hey, it’s me! Your wife’s ex. We just had sex. I’m finally over her!

Part of the reason why the Raiders and Rams originally moved out of LA in the 90's was exactly this. LA just is not an NFL town. At least the Rams have a history there, but the Chargers being there makes zero sense.

Skies of Arcadia will always be my favorite game of all time. I'm glad someone else shares my feelings about it. It's simple enough that anyone can get into it, yet has enough depth and secrets for anyone looking to dump 40+ hours into a single playthrough. It has true levity without being campy, and true emotion…

Spoiler: It’s a mobile game!

Proper tackling techniques across the league:

I disagree. I think more people have bought, played, or have a general awareness of the Elder Scrolls than say, 17th Century French Literature or some other obscure category.

I was definitely on team “Well Done” up until my early twenties. Now I definitely prefer Medium, but I’ll pretty much eat anything above rare. Well Done steaks are fine. I think people equate “well done” with “burned to a crisp” and that just isn’t the case.

How often are you going out to steak dinners with your mother-in-law? Does your wife know?

Most of these are kids who quit jobs while in high school or college. It takes real balls to quit an adult job once you have rent or a mortgage. This is weak sauce.

Failing Pittsburgh Steelers are a bunch of cry babies! Lots of guys with “me first” attitudes. This wouldn’t have happened with Cowher! Sad!