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I loved Mass Effect 3 and Final Fantasy XIII’s endings. Not being ironic or joking.

The Force Awakens had so much hype and marketing behind it that no other movie in recent memory has had. There were surprise E3 concerts; Star Wars conventions; a mass influx of toys and merchandise in every major store in America; a new Battlefront game; there was a promise of going back to 35mm film and using

I have a theory that the people who hate this movie are in a very vocal minority. It made $1.33 billion at the box office, hardly what I would call a flop. If it was truly bad, then more people would not have seen it. Yes, I understand it is Star Wars and that the franchise basically prints its own money, but

Shades and Mariah is easily the most disgusting and distracting part of Season 2. There’s something disturbing about a 65 year old woman trying to make out like a 12 year old.

Real question: will there be jersey-burnings this time around? Or does his one championship finally absolve him?

Umm...

The guy taking a picture has a boner, so it proves that Corvettes are Viagra on wheels.

I’d be curious to see what console would come out on top if cross-platform had always been around. For me, I play online games almost exclusively on Xbox One and PC because none of my friends have PS4. There are some games I would prefer to play on PS4, but then I wouldn’t be able to play with my friends. My PS4 is

Holy fuck those tweets are enraging! Kids in daycare for 8-10 hours a day... GO HOME TO THEIR FAMILIES! Trump supporters have lost all sense of fucking reality.

I worked at a company where we all went from having our own offices/work spaces to moving to a new building with an open floor-plan. Not a single person liked it, but it was deemed necessary by management for “image reasons”. After two years of an open office, nobody could decide on how to mitigate distractions

So shoe polish?

I’m more annoyed by the people who pass on the right when someone in the left lane is already going 15-20 mph over the limit.

Good, fuck him!

I own a Sony soundbar and a Yamaha surround sound system for both of my TV areas in my house. Yes, the surround sound obviously sounds better, but I think the key with soundbars is that they must come with a sub-woofer to be worth it. My parents own a soundbar without a sub and to me it sounds like it’s being muffled

So y’all gonna admit you fucked up, and then stop deleting critical comments or...?

Might get some flack for this, but this season of Archer has been absolute garbage. It’s missing all the charm and humor from previous seasons, and worst of all it’s just downright boring. My wife and I are huge fans, but we end up looking at each other after each episode ends with bewilderment at the fact that

Oh shit, you grew up in this area too? The Chi-Chi’s in Henrietta had the only working Simpsons Arcade machine I’ve ever seen in my life.

I vaguely remember that. The one in my town had its own movie theater-style screen that was usually playing sports or kids movies. Not sure if they were all like that or not. I think mine closed in the late 90's.