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I have a theory that the people who hate this movie are in a very vocal minority. It made $1.33 billion at the box office, hardly what I would call a flop. If it was truly bad, then more people would not have seen it. Yes, I understand it is Star Wars and that the franchise basically prints its own money, but

Shades and Mariah is easily the most disgusting and distracting part of Season 2. There’s something disturbing about a 65 year old woman trying to make out like a 12 year old.

Real question: will there be jersey-burnings this time around? Or does his one championship finally absolve him?

Umm...

The guy taking a picture has a boner, so it proves that Corvettes are Viagra on wheels.

I’d be curious to see what console would come out on top if cross-platform had always been around. For me, I play online games almost exclusively on Xbox One and PC because none of my friends have PS4. There are some games I would prefer to play on PS4, but then I wouldn’t be able to play with my friends. My PS4 is

Holy fuck those tweets are enraging! Kids in daycare for 8-10 hours a day... GO HOME TO THEIR FAMILIES! Trump supporters have lost all sense of fucking reality.

I worked at a company where we all went from having our own offices/work spaces to moving to a new building with an open floor-plan. Not a single person liked it, but it was deemed necessary by management for “image reasons”. After two years of an open office, nobody could decide on how to mitigate distractions

So shoe polish?

I’m more annoyed by the people who pass on the right when someone in the left lane is already going 15-20 mph over the limit.

Good, fuck him!

So y’all gonna admit you fucked up, and then stop deleting critical comments or...?

Might get some flack for this, but this season of Archer has been absolute garbage. It’s missing all the charm and humor from previous seasons, and worst of all it’s just downright boring. My wife and I are huge fans, but we end up looking at each other after each episode ends with bewilderment at the fact that

Oh shit, you grew up in this area too? The Chi-Chi’s in Henrietta had the only working Simpsons Arcade machine I’ve ever seen in my life.

I vaguely remember that. The one in my town had its own movie theater-style screen that was usually playing sports or kids movies. Not sure if they were all like that or not. I think mine closed in the late 90's.

I’m 27 and fondly remember the following dead (or dying) chains:

I’m not a Sony fan. I own two Xbox Ones in addition to my PS4 and PC.

I’m actually kinda bummed MS bought Ninja Theory. Hellblade would have gotten my vote for game of the year in 2017, and I just don’t think a game like that would have been made with a big studio overlord looming over them. Plus, they proved that mid-tier developers still have a place in the market and can succeed

Slightly off-topic, but how come nobody ever talks about Demon’s Souls? It got great reviews and introduced the series. They should remaster that game because I feel like it got overshadowed by the Dark Souls name.